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Assorted Works of the Catagorical Imperative - November 30th, 2004

About November 30th, 2004

We're Moving 02:01 am
Note to all readers of the Eggiman Digest. Until further notice all live journal activities will be moved to Nima Karamooz's wall; on the face book. Thank you for your understanding and please be patient as we work through this transition. Your business is important to us and we look forward to a lucrative and intruiguing future. Thanks
-Eggiman Staff
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Care Bears Vs. Demonic Forces 01:31 pm
All plans to move the Live Journal to Nima's Wall have been scraped. This decition was made due to the limited capacity of the Wall. We are working hard to resolve this issue, but no solution has been found. Therefor, for the time being future posts will be made here.

-Eggiman staff

(As seen on Nima's Wall)

So Nima I had this idea, what if the Care Bear Nation came under attack by a demonic force? How would they defend themselves? There so unprepaired for a war against the minions of hell. Its really very troubling, I cant seem to get it of my mind. Well any way Feliz Navidad and all that jazz.


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I see WPI has raised yoour ASCII art to new and unfathomable levels, us mere amatures cower in awe. However, wouldn't they just use their care power and those little light beams from those lucky charm type things on their chests would drive back the forces of evil? I think a more intriguing question is, what would Nima look like as a care bear?
-Scott(erdooo)

Ahh yes, the point you bring up here Mr. Thompson is a very important one; and im pleased you brought it up. You see, the care bears so called "power" can be used only to aid those in need. This is fine for your everyday evils, like j-walking, littering, drivebyes, mass murder, and even the impotent fools at Subway who have the gaul to claim swiss cheese is to expensive. However, this is preaty much the limit of their powers. Against a demonic force of any significance the care bear's powers would prove insignificant. While it is unclear how the Care Bears would respond to a direct assault on their cloud based homeworld, it is highly unlikely that they would beable to fend off an attack.
Upon analysis of their previouse battles, the care bears would have to increase their power significantly to have any hope of puting up a sucessful defence. Since increasing the Care Bears magical beams would clearly involve hundreds of thousands of years in focused evolutionary efforts. This could be acheaved by systematicaly killing off the weaker members of the Care Bear comunity, thereby preventing them from reproducing. There are several ways in which this could be acheaved one posebility would involve a gladiator style battle system. Such a system could promote comunity gathering among the populuse, as well as increase theirpropensity for combat situations. However, this would go against everything the Care Bear society stands for, and would require a mass restructuring of the society. It is likely that their current leader would need to experiance an untimely death by the hands of a far more tyrannical and militeristic Care Bear; perhaps in a grand cudeta. In time the Care Bears may become a fierce warrior race, akin to the Spartans of old. The major problem with this survival plan is the shear amount of time it would take to reshape the deep rooted ideals of the Care Bear population. Given a limited time frame a plan involving less drastic alterations to the Care Bear population.
The only fesable plan for the care bears lies in one of their lesser used abilities. Their ability to manipulate clouds in to transportation devices, if properly developed could be their only hope for survival. With enough training i'm confident that the Care Bears could advance this ability into a great wepon of war. The power of clouds should not be taken lightly, if you have doubts, just look at lightning, tornados, or floods. With sufficent mastery of cloud manipulation the Care Bears may stand a chance against the minions of hell, but they would not escape unscathed. There would certainly be significant caualties, but more importantly their little fuzzy hands would be staned with the blood of the damed.
As for your second point, Nima as a Care Bear. Frankly I think he'd preaty much look, well, exactly like he does now. I mean look at the facts, short, fuzzy, and a glowing picture on his abdomen. Its preaty clear nima meets all of the Care Bear criteria. Well i better go do some work, clearly im procrastinating hehe. :)
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