Swiss cheese and Dolphins
My mind is tormented by many things. Like why theres only one subway in the world that has Swiss cheese. I mean it is obviously the best cheese so why the hell dosent every subway have it. They claim "it's to expensive," but i have come to the conclusion that this is just a coverup. The joys of swiss cheese cannot compare to any earthly object like money. Therefor, it must be a conspiracy concocted by the government, in order to build up their swiss cheese supply. They do this not because they themselves love the smooth holy texture of swiss cheese, those bureaucratic fools don't have the brain power to process such things. They do this in preparation for the coming war against swiss terrorists. This combined with the recent undersea activities of our air breathing counterparts, has left me rather drained to say the least. Flipper, friendly dolphin lifeguard or a devious trick?